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Tag: Ugly Vehicles

Ugly Hayabusas Part 6: Sex Sells (Shitty Bikes)!

April 15, 2020 tehben

It’s time again to point and laugh at the folks trying to unload their terrible decisions! This time around, they are also hoping you are desperately thirsty.

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Owning a Unique Car Can Occasionally Suck (Most of the Time)

June 26, 2019 tehben

Teh Ben finally decides to write a detailed love letter dedicated to the special car that left him stranded everywhere he went for the better part of three years.

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UGLY HAYABUSAS PART 5: LET’S JUST HIT THE RESET BUTTON ON HUMANITY ALREADY

June 7, 2019 tehben

“This bike is adorned in skulls, bird claws, Japanese letters, American flags, spikes, Burrito Supremes and dachshund skeletons…. All the best parts of America!!”

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WTF HAYABUSAS PART 4

November 26, 2018 tehben

“This motorcycle looks like something Tony Stark would build if he was trapped in a cave and was forced at gunpoint to build a time machine using nothing but used condoms and old Barnyard Commandos toys.”

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Butt-Ugly Bikes III: The Hayabusa-ing

September 6, 2018 tehben

You thought I was finished questioning questionable motorcycle customizations, weren’t you?
Well, there’s always somebody somewhere with a couple wrenches and spray paint, so my work will never truly be done.

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5 WTF Hayabusas You Can Buy RIGHT NOW!

April 15, 2018 tehben

“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”

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