Teh Ben finally decides to write a detailed love letter dedicated to the special car that left him stranded everywhere he went for the better part of three years.
“This bike is adorned in skulls, bird claws, Japanese letters, American flags, spikes, Burrito Supremes and dachshund skeletons…. All the best parts of America!!”
“This motorcycle looks like something Tony Stark would build if he was trapped in a cave and was forced at gunpoint to build a time machine using nothing but used condoms and old Barnyard Commandos toys.”
You thought I was finished questioning questionable motorcycle customizations, weren’t you?
Well, there’s always somebody somewhere with a couple wrenches and spray paint, so my work will never truly be done.
“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”