A Continuation Commencement Concessionary Speech to My Dear Daughter
When your daughter leaves the warmth of elementary school, it’s important to tell her about middle school, which is practically The Matrix
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Author Archives: tehben
5 WTF Hayabusas You Can Buy RIGHT NOW!
“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”
Hungry Crowds Begin Forming Lines at Proposed In N’ Out Slaughterhouse Location
IN N’ OUT IS COMING TO COLORADO!
GET IN LINE NOW IN ORDER TO GET A DOUBLE DOUBLE (LATE MARCH 2023).
SON OF ANOTHER TEN BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST! (2017 Edition)
Everybody loves presents, except for the people on your list!
Keep the streak alive with the handy 2017 guide!
I Never Had To Be Shitty Plastic He-Man For Halloween
Back in my day, we made our own costumes instead of relying on children in sweatshops. Get off my damn lawn!
The Haunted Cold War Radio Broadcast!!
A quick link to the newest content I’ve put out so far. There’s creepy buzzing, unexplained code words, and Russian nesting dolls.
Are The Wraith and The Crow the Same Movie?
You know what would be funny? if the Wraith and the Crow had to fight to the death. It could go on until the end of time!
NEW VIDEO and Updates!
Hello again, loyal fans and readers! Once again, I don’t technically have a new article to share with you, but once again, it’s a quick post letting you know what’s […]
311 – Mosaic Album Review
Here’s my thoughts on the new 311 album. It’s 30 years in the making, and if you look closely, my picture helps make up S.A’s junk on the album cover!
4th Of July Memories: Flying Dragon Sticks O’ Death
The Fourth Of July. A magical time when we get an invincibility complex and see how close we can get to losing eyesight, hearing, and appendages.
