It’s true: I’ve finally decided to make some lifestyle changes since dropping dead at 42 looks so incredibly fucking stupid.
Author: tehben
Howdy! The name's Teh Ben, and I'm the drunken sheriff around these here parts. I live for motorcycling, punk rock, and podcasting, and these activities are done in varying percentages. Will write for beer, but I will not send topless pics. The last time I took my shirt off at the pool, women threw up and children threw pennies at me.
SODA BOSS: Our Favorite Sodas of All Time!
The entire team gets together to decide what sodas are considered heroes and which ones are considered zeros! (We like some weird stuff for sure!)
Coca-Cola ENERGY Review!
Teh Ben reviews Coca Cola ENERGY, a brand new energy drink from the same company that brought you New Coke!
Blood Everywhere: A Happy Little Revenge Story
I got my revenge…. On myself! Um, on a completely unrelated note, do you have any Band-Aids?
STILL MORE GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2019 EDITION)
It’s finally here! It might be a little later than we had originally hoped, but here’s the 2019 guide to Best Gifts For Your Worst!
California Raspberry Coca Cola Review!
Teh Ben finally gets his hands on a new Coke flavor and has been singing that stupid “Raspberry Beret” song all weekend.
