It’s finally here! It might be a little later than we had originally hoped, but here’s the 2019 guide to Best Gifts For Your Worst!
Author: tehben
Howdy! The name's Teh Ben, and I'm the drunken sheriff around these here parts. I live for motorcycling, punk rock, and podcasting, and these activities are done in varying percentages. Will write for beer, but I will not send topless pics. The last time I took my shirt off at the pool, women threw up and children threw pennies at me.
California Raspberry Coca Cola Review!
Teh Ben finally gets his hands on a new Coke flavor and has been singing that stupid “Raspberry Beret” song all weekend.
Ship Shape Happy Meals, Ranked
Ben logs onto eBay, and… buys more crap, of course! Let’s rate the crap!
The Best Soda Contest Ever
If you remember a couple months in the 2000’s where your Pepsi caps disappeared into thin air, I may have possibly been behind it all.
A Troubled Teen Update From 1994!
In this memoir excerpt, I put on my Nancy Drew pants and attempt to solve the mystery of the Taco Bell Bush Girls!
Sweet Lightning Review
Sweet Lightning FINALLY gets reviewed, and before you try it yourself, be sure to stop at the liquor store and buy something to water it down a little!
