Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween costume while trying to dig the fake Christmas tree out of storage. We have reached the beginning of the season that is defined by the endless choruses of ho ho […]
Read More YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)“This motorcycle looks like something Tony Stark would build if he was trapped in a cave and was forced at gunpoint to build a time machine using nothing but used condoms and old Barnyard Commandos toys.”
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Read More Mtn. Dew Merry Mash-Up ReviewENGLEWOOD, CO – Following Chad Kelly’s failed attempt at a quarterback sneak into someone’s home and subsequent asymmetrical mug shot on Tuesday morning, John Elway and the rest of the Broncos coaching staff have decided that his “bad boy” antics are desperately needed for the face of the team. Historically, the Broncos have suffered for […]
Read More Broncos Promote Chad Kelly to Starting QuarterbackToday on America’s Favorite Soda Blog, tehben breaks down some of the craziest sodas you can try if you are feeling as dangerous as Stephen Seagal’s ponytail stylist.
Read More Weird Sodas!Here’s my answers to the current “30 days, 30 songs” challenges going around popular sites like MySpace.
Unfortunately, you will likely be disappointed that there is no mention of Smash Mouth anywhere.
You thought I was finished questioning questionable motorcycle customizations, weren’t you?
Well, there’s always somebody somewhere with a couple wrenches and spray paint, so my work will never truly be done.
