Nelson acquires another volume in the Match, Cinder, and Spark series! Does this live up to the previous installments? Will Lola ever be satisfied??
Nelson gets drawn into the fantasy realm of How to Play a Paladin, which requires you to roll a D10 to decide if removing undergarments were successful!
Sure, the planet is a wasteland covered in empty soda bottles and radiation, but you can fix this; not by recycling, but by averting tragedy completely via time machine!
Nelson puts it all on the line for his favorite sport and explains why a mild slap on the wrist is no way to atone for the sins Houston Astros on their championship run.
Nelson and Jenn collaborate to deconstruct all of the questionable uniform choices for all 8 of the newly minted XFL teams!
Nelson gives us a great op-ed piece on why Thanksgiving is superior to Christmas in every way! (I agree, except for getting a Nintendo Action Set in 1988)