Late Night Errands | Matt’s Smut Vault

With oh so many sub genres and styles of erotic literature that fill the dusty shelves of the Smut Vault, it’s even more special to have one that’s nice and simple; and in turn, more pure. Today’s entry fits quite nicely into the “pure erotica” category, as the sex is all that matters. No need for romance, no need for character development, it’s only important to screw. Let’s put on the directors hat, shake up a porno scene, throw up tent in the backyard (to hide our antics from Google Earth), and put on a show! It’s time for another new author to push their way through the double steel doors of THE VAULT for the first time!

Late Night Errands by G.L. White is no less an erotic short story than it is a piece of written pornography. I hope not to slight the piece with this comparison, and it’s certainly not a strike against an erotica story to be sexy. So while it’s porn, it’s one of those nice 25 minute affairs where you get to see everything.

Uhhh where was I? Oh right, the story. Our subject tonight is a young woman, possibly nameless, running her preferred after midnight trip to the 24 hour grocery store. Late night shopping is preferred for our hero: casual clothing, no annoying public, and most importantly, the two cutest guys in town are always working the registers. There’s something magical in the air tonight. The unspoken flirtations are relics, a passing thought— the things of a time gone by. Tonight is made for closing the deal. Jake, a tall drink of chocolate milk is going to risk it all and ask her that one simple question she’s been dying to hear…. “so, uh… you ever been with a black guy?”

Believe it or not, this is the first directly stated interracial erotica we’ve reviewed here. And much like the visual pornography that inspires this story, I always feel there needs be a certain level of care when addressing a subject like this, even crudely so as in this context. Jake, a young black guy who is fit as a fiddle has his proposition both quickly approved and blessed, and the two are off to the freshly cleaned bathroom for their sex scene. Jake’s soon revealed manhood is big, quite big in fact that there’s some initial confusion as to whether our main character is enjoying it or even going to live to tell the tale.

Let’s all be the whore we wish we could be.

There’s a thin line between “stated attraction based on someone’s appearance or presence” and “stereotypical exploitation that boarders on racism.” I’m no where near qualified enough write scholarly on the subject, but I feel this story deserves a small amount praise for not going too far to be considered exploitative…but making sure every bit of the grey area leading up to that line is being completely explored. The MC has the time of her life and is in her own words a “full convert” to black guys thanks to Jake’s amazing performance. The sex didn’t seem too comfortable to this reader, but if that’s what feels good to her, so be it. This conversion however seems to last about four literal minutes as Sam, the equally cute white guy she’s long fantasized about rings up her purchases, and subsequently rings up a few things of his own as well. Sam has his way with her too, and her careful notation is that Jake was superior sexually, but both were amazing in their own styles. This is a new concept I’m learning about, and maybe we can break some ground with it thanks to our newly self appointed whore of the all-night markets. As she might say, “once you go black….you moderately prefer it but you’re such a slut for cock you won’t let that get in the way of getting face fucked, spanked red. and raw dicked to oblivion in the backseat of your station wagon.”

Poetry, pure poetry.

Verdict: Late Night Errands by G.L. White is a brief but powerful little erotic short that makes up for its rough edges with pure unadulterated sexual energy, that is, if you can handle it. It’s best not to think of the characters as identifiable people, but more like sexually gifted stage actors performing a scene for the pleasure of those bold enough to read it. Our main character learns the fine art of seduction through direct means, and realizes that with just a little effort, all her slutty dreams can be made flesh. Armed with this knowledge, surely she won’t stop here with this one exploit. If she ever comes to your hometown: lock up your sons, raise the terror threat level, and for the love of god stay out of the Meijer after midnight.

Special thanks to G.L. White for providing a copy of Late Night Errands to TehBen.com for review. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
Author’s Twitter: @GLWhite11
Purchase Link: Amazon

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