When your daughter leaves the warmth of elementary school, it’s important to tell her about middle school, which is practically The Matrix
“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”
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Everybody loves presents, except for the people on your list!
Keep the streak alive with the handy 2017 guide!
Back in my day, we made our own costumes instead of relying on children in sweatshops. Get off my damn lawn!
You know what would be funny? if the Wraith and the Crow had to fight to the death. It could go on until the end of time!
Hello again, loyal fans and readers! Once again, I don’t technically have a new article to share with you, but once again, it’s a quick post letting you know what’s […]
Here’s my thoughts on the new 311 album. It’s 30 years in the making, and if you look closely, my picture helps make up S.A’s junk on the album cover!
The Fourth Of July. A magical time when we get an invincibility complex and see how close we can get to losing eyesight, hearing, and appendages.
I love riding. I love music. Sometimes, you’ve just gotta have a guide that pairs your two favorite things like a wine list, except that wine sucks.