“The Grease Monkey guy says I need a new timing belt, so why is he undoing the belt holding his pants up?”

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“The Grease Monkey guy says I need a new timing belt, so why is he undoing the belt holding his pants up?”
Matt takes a look “My New Roomate”, which is a modern take on love, intervention, and living arrangements!
Get a look at the cover for “My New Roomate”, and also get a small sample of the fun contained inside!
The hubby screwed up a business deal. Get ready for a wild ride as we attempt to settle our debts in the only way we know how here in the Smut Vault!
Today, Matt reads a couple hot stories that promise to leave him Endlessly Aroused. Does it deliver?
We ALL want a chance to Meet Mr. Big, because everybody loves that “To Be With You” song from the 90’s… wait, this is about gangster sex?