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Dirty Cop | Matt's Smut Vault

There’s something special about this moment as I’m being questioned and detained. It’s almost like there’s some chemistry here, officer”.

We have our winners in our steamy Mtn Dew story competition! Will caffeinated soda mix properly with erotica??

Matt picks up one of his favorites of 2019 with Shey Stahl’s “Trading Paint” which has absolutely NOTHING to do with that awful Travolta movie.

“The Grease Monkey guy says I need a new timing belt, so why is he undoing the belt holding his pants up?”

Today, Matt reads a hot little story about two cowpokes and one cowlady. It turns out that three’s never a crowd in the heartlands!

Matt’s newest review of a sexy audiobook stuffed to the stern with nautical naughtiness currently exceeds our limits of boat-themed sexual puns…

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