Sure, finding a strange necklace out in the woods is cool, but what if it imbued you with the magical power to seduce… your stepdad?!? The Smut Vault is living up to the name today, folks!
Nelson gets drawn into the fantasy realm of How to Play a Paladin, which requires you to roll a D10 to decide if removing undergarments were successful!
We’ve got ourselves a copy of a crazy audiobook revolving around what it’s really like to be a nympho with uncontrollable urges. Burger King bathroom it is!
Things can be extra hot and crazy in any BDSM relationship, but what happens to the participants after it has run it’s course?
The next obvious step in a relationship is to start sleeping over at your partner’s place. Hope you brought some asbestos underwear!
Today’s Smut Vault entry is a Harlequin romance novel set in a town more depressing than Radiator Springs!