Some say that brevity is the soul of wit, but does this apply to the macrocosm of erotica as well?Read More Matt’s Holiday Erotica: Naughty but Nice
In this episode of Matt’s Smut Vault, Matt gives his thoughts on erotica marketed under the Great Value banner.
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If you live in Denver, Crystal Pepsi has returned for a limited time!
Grab some for you, but make sure you get there before me, because I utilize a scorched-earth policy with Crystal Pepsi.