It’s been a rough year for drunken mechanics, but never fear! Teh Ben is back with 5 certified dumpster bikes that will make you equal parts LOL and GTFO.
It’s time again to point and laugh at the folks trying to unload their terrible decisions! This time around, they are also hoping you are desperately thirsty.
“This bike is adorned in skulls, bird claws, Japanese letters, American flags, spikes, Burrito Supremes and dachshund skeletons…. All the best parts of America!!”
You thought I was finished questioning questionable motorcycle customizations, weren’t you?
Well, there’s always somebody somewhere with a couple wrenches and spray paint, so my work will never truly be done.
Just because you have some spare steel tubes and wood laying around doesn’t mean you should randomly attach those to your superbike. But if you do, be sure to do the same as these “artist savants” and attempt to unload them for 20 grand on eBay.
“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”