ENGLEWOOD, CO – Following Chad Kelly’s failed attempt at a quarterback sneak into someone’s home and subsequent asymmetrical mug shot on Tuesday morning, John Elway
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2018 NFL Preview: Players to Watch This Year! (Part 2)
Once again, we are giving you secret access to the hottest movers and shakers in the NFL today. We can’t wait to see how far Brian Bosworth is going to go this year!!!
5 WTF Hayabusas You Can Buy RIGHT NOW!
“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”
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Unloading a $750 Potato is Harder Than it Looks.
“Never give up on a potato that you can’t go a day without thinking about”
-Matt Damon
I Got Banned From Craigslist by Anti-Potato Advocates
There’s Illuminati, Facists, Anti-Fa, and all sorts of other crazies out there, but we gotta come together to stop the anti-potato movement!
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