Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween costume while trying to dig the fake Christmas tree out of storage. We have reached the beginning of the season that is defined by the endless choruses of ho ho […]Read More YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)
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ENGLEWOOD, CO – Following Chad Kelly’s failed attempt at a quarterback sneak into someone’s home and subsequent asymmetrical mug shot on Tuesday morning, John Elway and the rest of the Broncos coaching staff have decided that his “bad boy” antics are desperately needed for the face of the team. Historically, the Broncos have suffered for […]Read More Broncos Promote Chad Kelly to Starting Quarterback
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