Mountain Dew has a new soda for 2019: a mashup of FIFTY different flavors. So what are those flavors going to be anyway?
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YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)
Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween
Candy That Will Guarantee You an Egg-Covered House This Year
Handing out Snickers to kids in the neighborhood is so…predictable. Check out our list and decide to hand out something so legendarily bad that trick-or-treaters will avoid your house for decades!!
Broncos Promote Chad Kelly to Starting Quarterback
ENGLEWOOD, CO – Following Chad Kelly’s failed attempt at a quarterback sneak into someone’s home and subsequent asymmetrical mug shot on Tuesday morning, John Elway
2018 NFL Preview: Players to Watch This Year! (Part 2)
Once again, we are giving you secret access to the hottest movers and shakers in the NFL today. We can’t wait to see how far Brian Bosworth is going to go this year!!!
5 WTF Hayabusas You Can Buy RIGHT NOW!
“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”
