Own the libs by printing and using these great valentines to show somebody you care (golf lessons not included).
Category: HOLIDAY CRAP
I’m Finally Enjoying My Christmas Present From 2002
Twenty years ago, I got this weird gift. Turns out it was just what I needed in 2018.
TEHBEN.COM’S “BEST OF 2018” AWARDS
Another year is behind us, so lets sit back and wax nostalgic about all those heartwarming kids-in-cages moments from 2018.
Matt’s Holiday Erotica: Naughty but Nice
Some say that brevity is the soul of wit, but does this apply to the macrocosm of erotica as well?
YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)
Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween
Matt’s Holiday Erotica: “Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Romance”
There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.
