Some say that brevity is the soul of wit, but does this apply to the macrocosm of erotica as well?Read More Matt’s Holiday Erotica: Naughty but Nice
Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween costume while trying to dig the fake Christmas tree out of storage. We have reached the beginning of the season that is defined by the endless choruses of ho ho […]Read More YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)
There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.Read More Matt’s Holiday Erotica: “Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Romance”
How does 2018’s Merry Mash-Up stack up against 2017’s juggernaut Holiday Brew? Here’s our first impressions!Read More Mtn. Dew Merry Mash-Up Review
Handing out Snickers to kids in the neighborhood is so…predictable. Check out our list and decide to hand out something so legendarily bad that trick-or-treaters will avoid your house for decades!!Read More Candy That Will Guarantee You an Egg-Covered House This Year
Everybody loves presents, except for the people on your list!
Keep the streak alive with the handy 2017 guide!
Back in my day, we made our own costumes instead of relying on children in sweatshops. Get off my damn lawn!Read More I Never Had To Be Shitty Plastic He-Man For Halloween