Matt’s Holiday Erotica: Naughty but Nice

Some say that brevity is the soul of wit, but does this apply to the macrocosm of erotica as well?

YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)

Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween costume while trying to dig the fake Christmas tree out of storage. We have reached the beginning of the season that is defined by the endless choruses of ho ho […]

Matt’s Holiday Erotica: “Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Romance”

There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.

Mtn. Dew Merry Mash-Up Review

How does 2018’s Merry Mash-Up stack up against 2017’s juggernaut Holiday Brew? Here’s our first impressions!

Candy That Will Guarantee You an Egg-Covered House This Year

Handing out Snickers to kids in the neighborhood is so…predictable. Check out our list and decide to hand out something so legendarily bad that trick-or-treaters will avoid your house for decades!!

SON OF ANOTHER TEN BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST! (2017 Edition)

Everybody loves presents, except for the people on your list!
Keep the streak alive with the handy 2017 guide!

I Never Had To Be Shitty Plastic He-Man For Halloween

Back in my day, we made our own costumes instead of relying on children in sweatshops. Get off my damn lawn!