MAGA-TINES!

Own the libs by printing and using these great valentines to show somebody you care (golf lessons not included).

I’m Finally Enjoying My Christmas Present From 2002

Twenty years ago, I got this weird gift. Turns out it was just what I needed in 2018.

TEHBEN.COM’S “BEST OF 2018” AWARDS

Another year is behind us, so lets sit back and wax nostalgic about all those heartwarming kids-in-cages moments from 2018.

Matt’s Holiday Erotica: Naughty but Nice

Some say that brevity is the soul of wit, but does this apply to the macrocosm of erotica as well?

YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)

Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween costume while trying to dig the fake Christmas tree out of storage. We have reached the beginning of the season that is defined by the endless choruses of ho ho […]

Matt’s Holiday Erotica: “Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Romance”

There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.

Mtn. Dew Merry Mash-Up Review

How does 2018’s Merry Mash-Up stack up against 2017’s juggernaut Holiday Brew? Here’s our first impressions!