Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween
There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.
How does 2018’s Merry Mash-Up stack up against 2017’s juggernaut Holiday Brew? Here’s our first impressions!
Handing out Snickers to kids in the neighborhood is so…predictable. Check out our list and decide to hand out something so legendarily bad that trick-or-treaters will avoid your house for decades!!
Everybody loves presents, except for the people on your list!
Keep the streak alive with the handy 2017 guide!
Back in my day, we made our own costumes instead of relying on children in sweatshops. Get off my damn lawn!