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Ugly Hayabusas Part 6: Sex Sells (Shitty Bikes)!

April 15, 2020 tehben

It’s time again to point and laugh at the folks trying to unload their terrible decisions! This time around, they are also hoping you are desperately thirsty.

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UGLY HAYABUSAS PART 5: LET’S JUST HIT THE RESET BUTTON ON HUMANITY ALREADY

June 7, 2019 tehben

“This bike is adorned in skulls, bird claws, Japanese letters, American flags, spikes, Burrito Supremes and dachshund skeletons…. All the best parts of America!!”

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WTF HAYABUSAS PART 4

November 26, 2018 tehben

“This motorcycle looks like something Tony Stark would build if he was trapped in a cave and was forced at gunpoint to build a time machine using nothing but used condoms and old Barnyard Commandos toys.”

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Butt-Ugly Bikes III: The Hayabusa-ing

September 6, 2018 tehben

You thought I was finished questioning questionable motorcycle customizations, weren’t you?
Well, there’s always somebody somewhere with a couple wrenches and spray paint, so my work will never truly be done.

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5 EVEN UGLIER SUZUKI HAYABUSAS!!

July 9, 2018 tehben

Just because you have some spare steel tubes and wood laying around doesn’t mean you should randomly attach those to your superbike. But if you do, be sure to do the same as these “artist savants” and attempt to unload them for 20 grand on eBay.

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