Oh hello, I didn’t hear you come in! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Matt and I write this from the great state
A Continuation Commencement Concessionary Speech to My Dear Daughter
When your daughter leaves the warmth of elementary school, it’s important to tell her about middle school, which is practically The Matrix
5 WTF Hayabusas You Can Buy RIGHT NOW!
“The 14 foot long custom swing arm does a spectacular job of making the bike as long as a ’69 Lincoln and probably rides about as stable as a toddler inside a washing machine.”
Hungry Crowds Begin Forming Lines at Proposed In N’ Out Slaughterhouse Location
IN N’ OUT IS COMING TO COLORADO!
GET IN LINE NOW IN ORDER TO GET A DOUBLE DOUBLE (LATE MARCH 2023).
SON OF ANOTHER TEN BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST! (2017 Edition)
Everybody loves presents, except for the people on your list!
Keep the streak alive with the handy 2017 guide!
I Never Had To Be Shitty Plastic He-Man For Halloween
Back in my day, we made our own costumes instead of relying on children in sweatshops. Get off my damn lawn!
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