Shopping for antiques? It can be confusing at times, but we’ve gotcha covered here at tehben, embarrassing electronic devices are our speciality!
Once you get bored of basic espresso, the next logical step is gonna be drizzling it over a cup of iced Mtn. Dew.
Our recipe is pretty tasty, but please sign the waiver before consuming.
Matt gives his impressions of “Friends to Lovers: Sorcha and Aimee’s First Time”, which is a decidedly lurid tale of two female internet pen pals who finally get to do all that stuff they’ve been talking about over AOL instant messenger.
Smut Vault intern Nelson takes his first foray into internet erotica with a character that has some serious daddy issues.
“The late 90’s and early 00’s brought us the abundance of giant bookshelf wings, asphalt-scraping body kits and underbody lighting, which became the economic currency of an entire generation.”
Matt decides to gently fall down the sweaty rabbit hole of erotica that’s based on swingers. Do not fear, there’s not a single mention of “You’re so money and you don’t even KNOW IT!” to be found within any context, however.