Matt gets some energy drinks that have a NASCAR pedigree and plenty of artificial sweeteners! Does ROWDY ENERGY have what it takes to hang with the big dogs?
The next obvious step in a relationship is to start sleeping over at your partner’s place. Hope you brought some asbestos underwear!
It’s true: I’ve finally decided to make some lifestyle changes since dropping dead at 42 looks so incredibly fucking stupid.
SCHLOCK FOOTAGE is back with a super weird one. If you like feeling really uncomfortable for two hours, we have the perfect film for YOU!
The end of Monday’s Daytona 500 left NASCAR fans with feelings they haven’t had to confront for almost 20 years. What do we do now?
Today’s Smut Vault entry is a Harlequin romance novel set in a town more depressing than Radiator Springs!