Matt gets some energy drinks that have a NASCAR pedigree and plenty of artificial sweeteners! Does ROWDY ENERGY have what it takes to hang with the big dogs?
Demonic Domination II: Cucking Hell | Matt’s Smut Vault
The next obvious step in a relationship is to start sleeping over at your partner’s place. Hope you brought some asbestos underwear!
Ben VS. the Sugar Monster (A Diet Story)
It’s true: I’ve finally decided to make some lifestyle changes since dropping dead at 42 looks so incredibly fucking stupid.
The Baby | Shlock Footage
SCHLOCK FOOTAGE is back with a super weird one. If you like feeling really uncomfortable for two hours, we have the perfect film for YOU!
Ryan Newman and the NASCAR Wakeup Call
The end of Monday’s Daytona 500 left NASCAR fans with feelings they haven’t had to confront for almost 20 years. What do we do now?
Her Homecoming Wish | Matt’s Smut Vault
Today’s Smut Vault entry is a Harlequin romance novel set in a town more depressing than Radiator Springs!
