We have our winners in our steamy Mtn Dew story competition! Will caffeinated soda mix properly with erotica??
Trading Paint | Matt's Smut Vault
Matt picks up one of his favorites of 2019 with Shey Stahl’s “Trading Paint” which has absolutely NOTHING to do with that awful Travolta movie.
Taste of Submission: Darkest Kink | Matt’s Smut Vault
Just when we think we have a handle on a genre, along comes a new and dark twist that makes the action even…..hotter!
STILL MORE GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2019 EDITION)
It’s finally here! It might be a little later than we had originally hoped, but here’s the 2019 guide to Best Gifts For Your Worst!
The Mechanic | Matt’s Smut Vault
“The Grease Monkey guy says I need a new timing belt, so why is he undoing the belt holding his pants up?”
Drink Over Hangover Prevention | Product Review
Matt festively overindulged this weekend and tried a new hangover pill. Did it work, or did he end up decking the halls with half-digested Del Taco?
