I Prefer My Men Whipped and Shaken | Matt’s Smut Vault

Smut Vault permanent resident Annabel Lee takes on a fresh story. Who knew once Covid hit that a damp dusty sex library was the safest place to quarantine?! Take it away, Annabel!

Hey sluts! It’s your favorite slave, Annabel. Matt’s been keeping me busy! I was especially naughty and he took my e-reader away as punishment. Asshole. Anyway, I just read this book…

I Prefer My Men Whipped and Shaken: Birth of a Mistress by Jenny Ainslie-Turner

This is so hard for me because one: I’m submissive, so reading this was something new considering it’s written by a Domme, and two: I hate being mean and not pleasing people. But in this case, I hope it’s helpful. This book sure is confusing! It’s like someone took 5 adderall and thought, “I’m going to write a book about my escapades!”

I don’t mean the sex, that’s all pretty straightforward. I mean, it jumps around in so many places like a 5 year old in the toy aisle. I can’t keep up with where the author is going. What I wouldn’t give for a laptop to help rearrange this so it’s an easier read. Oh, and the typos. Sluts, I’m a bit of a book nerd and NOTHING makes me angrier than typos in a book. Please hear me out. I know my writing here isn’t perfect and it’s not meant to be. But if you’re writing a story please please spell check and have multiple people edit it for errors. Your story may turn me on, but a story without misspellings and typos will make me wetter than old faithful.

Artist’s Rendering.

Now I am off my soapbox. The stories are great. This lady and I would be best friends. She’s evil and twisted in all the best ways. I’m scared of her but also in awe of her. I actually had to add a few hard limits to my list after reading this. (Electricity and pee-hole sticks…just to name two).

I just really wish the story went in order because it’s hard to stay interested when there’s no storyline. It jumps all over the place. Lots of “anyway back to this” or “back to” that. Honey, there’s 104 pages and you want me to remember some random sentences from page 4? No. Get your story together in a proper format. Give a background and then please for the love of whips and chains, keep the stories in order. I’m not going to scroll back from page 65 to page 10 to read about the same person when the whole story could be told in a chapter or paragraph in a chapter not like a fucking Create Your Own (slutty) Adventure Book! And while we’re at it, fix your editing on page 62. It’s a fucking mess. (Ooh look at me, maybe I should be a Domme editor?) You say you’re taking this seriously as a Domme, but no one will take you seriously as an author, including this slut.

You’re all aware I’m stuck in this sex room filled with only reading materials and sex toys, but if I keep getting books like this, neither my e-reader or toys will be used at all and I’ll get start to get cranky. So bring your A-game authors.

Annabel isn’t playing around.

Purchase link: Amazon

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