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In this episode of Matt’s Smut Vault, Matt gives his thoughts on erotica marketed under the Great Value banner.
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Editor’s Note: The following books and images were deemed “too hot to handle” by the mainstream nerd community. With good reason as you’ll soon see, these books should never have been written and should never have been read by our staff. Proceed at your own risk… On a crisp, calm Saturday in early Spring, a […]Read More Matt’s Smut Vault Vol 1: Cheap Pulp, Old Porn