Twenty years ago, I got this weird gift. Turns out it was just what I needed in 2018.Read More I’m Finally Enjoying My Christmas Present From 2002
Well, that was certainly one helluva quick year, wasn’t it? I can’t believe that I am already folding up my Down For The Count Halloween costume while trying to dig the fake Christmas tree out of storage. We have reached the beginning of the season that is defined by the endless choruses of ho ho […]Read More YET ANOTHER BEST GIFTS FOR YOUR WORST (2018 Edition)
How does 2018’s Merry Mash-Up stack up against 2017’s juggernaut Holiday Brew? Here’s our first impressions!Read More Mtn. Dew Merry Mash-Up Review
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Any time of the year is a time to pull off a good joke. Here’s a short story of a good one I pulled off this year. #MalaysianScreamingCockroaches.Read More How to Get All April Fools’ up in Your Christmas
Having trouble getting into the holiday spirit with all this summery weather and overall lack of cheer? My guide will get you in the mood faster than that time you stuffed Elf On The Shelf down your pants!Read More Gettin’ in the Mood…
It’s a tale as old as time itself. Man goes to party, drinks a bad batch of ‘shine, and nearly dies. Still a better holiday movie idea than Jack Frost.Read More Bathtub Schnapps: A Christmas Story