Today the Book Club tackles a more serious subject, a collection of poetry written in the aftermath of one of the worst natural disasters of our generation.
Sure, the planet is a wasteland covered in empty soda bottles and radiation, but you can fix this; not by recycling, but by averting tragedy completely via time machine!
Today’s Smut Vault entry is a Harlequin romance novel set in a town more depressing than Radiator Springs!
We’ve gotten the written copy of The Life and Times of Frank Balistrieri and it’s an extremely deep dive into the American criminal underworld.
There’s a dom in the kitchen and it is definitely NOT Dom DeLuise! The cooking is almost as hot as the other things going on in this kitchen!
“The Grease Monkey guy says I need a new timing belt, so why is he undoing the belt holding his pants up?”