If you remember a couple months in the 2000’s where your Pepsi caps disappeared into thin air, I may have possibly been behind it all.
Author: tehben
Howdy! The name's Teh Ben, and I'm the drunken sheriff around these here parts. I live for motorcycling, punk rock, and podcasting, and these activities are done in varying percentages. Will write for beer, but I will not send topless pics. The last time I took my shirt off at the pool, women threw up and children threw pennies at me.
A Troubled Teen Update From 1994!
In this memoir excerpt, I put on my Nancy Drew pants and attempt to solve the mystery of the Taco Bell Bush Girls!
Sweet Lightning Review
Sweet Lightning FINALLY gets reviewed, and before you try it yourself, be sure to stop at the liquor store and buy something to water it down a little!
Our Artist Interview!!
Our interview? Catch the jumpship right here!!
Owning a Unique Car Can Occasionally Suck (Most of the Time)
Teh Ben finally decides to write a detailed love letter dedicated to the special car that left him stranded everywhere he went for the better part of three years.
UGLY HAYABUSAS PART 5: LET’S JUST HIT THE RESET BUTTON ON HUMANITY ALREADY
“This bike is adorned in skulls, bird claws, Japanese letters, American flags, spikes, Burrito Supremes and dachshund skeletons…. All the best parts of America!!”
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