America’s Favorite Soda Blog(tm) gets it’s hands on the disturbing new soda flavor that is sweeping the nation!
Author: tehben
Howdy! The name's Teh Ben, and I'm the drunken sheriff around these here parts. I live for motorcycling, punk rock, and podcasting, and these activities are done in varying percentages. Will write for beer, but I will not send topless pics. The last time I took my shirt off at the pool, women threw up and children threw pennies at me.
MAJOR MELON MTN DEW REVIEW!
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GRAB YOUR POTATO GUN AND LET’S GO FIGHT ON THE FRONT LINES OF DIABEETUS, SOLDIER!
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The holiday season is what brings out the best in all of us.
But after a year like 2020? Fat chance of any of that happening. BOAT PARADE!
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Teh Ben ponies up the dough for a collector’s LP despite the entire thing being hosted for free on YouTube. Does this record bring the scares? Or was this a dumb thing to do with 25 dollars?
A SELTZER BLOG? WHAT ARE YOU, GOOP.COM?
Teh Ben has narrowed down the field of the best seltzers you can buy! While they might not have the sugar or caffeine kick of soda, these are great for any hot and awful summer day!
Fun With Unemployment!
Teh Ben’s got some helpful tips and tricks to help you get the most out of your unemployment experience!
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