Ben is currently losing his mind up in the Rocky Mountains, trapped in his car and eating Taco Bell hot sauce to survive. Here’s his handy guide to adding a little summer to this awful, awful winter.

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Ben is currently losing his mind up in the Rocky Mountains, trapped in his car and eating Taco Bell hot sauce to survive. Here’s his handy guide to adding a little summer to this awful, awful winter.
Do you remember the summer of Purple Mountain Dew? It was almost as important as that Woodstock thing back in the 60’s.
I hope you all got to enjoy some Crystal Pepsi this summer. All two weeks of summer. I guess we can hope for a re-re-release next summer?