Matt punches his younger self in the arm really hard and enjoys some fiction with “Tiger, Tiger”, which is a magical journey filled to the brim with enchanting creatures!
Matt reviews “Neighbors,” an interesting coming-of-age tale that never could’ve happened to any of us. Mostly because no hot mom in the history of time has ever wanted to hook up with an underweight dork wearing a Rush t-shirt.
There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.
In this episode of Matt’s Smut Vault, Matt gives his thoughts on erotica marketed under the Great Value banner.
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