Jen’s here with her top cinema picks that you can use to make your relatives decide it’s time to head home instead of continuing further discussion of politics. Consider yourself saved!
Tag: Movies
Drive Thru | Shlock Footage
Freshly minted tehben.com writer Jessica Nicole is here to review an underappreciated art film. Just kidding! It’s about fast food clowns who murder customers faster than the food will!!
5 Movies That Should Have Been Directed by David Cronenberg
Jenn takes a moment to pitch the easiest and fastest way to reinvigorate modern-day cinema: letting a world famous director (known mostly for exploding plastic heads and body parts) reboot the classics!
BLOOD FREAK | Shlock Footage Thanksgiving Special
Just in time for Thanksgiving, Jenn gets her hands on the greatest mutant turkey slasher movie ever made! In Blood Freak, turkey eats YOU!
THE LIE | Shlock Footage
TehBen’s film expert Jenn Coulter tackles a more -sigh- mainstream film as she can’t resist the bounty of new horror available on VOD. Does it hold up against our typical B Movie standards?
Lady Driver | A Dirt Racing Fan’s Film Review
Matt finally gets to see a dirt track racing movie that doesn’t star anyone named John Travolta! How does this movie stack up?
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