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ENGLEWOOD, CO – Following Chad Kelly’s failed attempt at a quarterback sneak into someone’s home and subsequent asymmetrical mug shot on Tuesday morning, John Elway
You thought I was finished questioning questionable motorcycle customizations, weren’t you?
Well, there’s always somebody somewhere with a couple wrenches and spray paint, so my work will never truly be done.
Some folks believe that the JFK conspiracy was the biggest government cover-up ever attempted, but they obviously haven’t heard of the DewS.A. conspiracy.
It’s Flat-Earth-Tastic!