Freshly minted tehben.com writer Jessica Nicole is here to review an underappreciated art film. Just kidding! It’s about fast food clowns who murder customers faster than the food will!!
Just in time for Thanksgiving, Jenn gets her hands on the greatest mutant turkey slasher movie ever made! In Blood Freak, turkey eats YOU!
Jenn takes one more step into the absurd with her review of “Killer Nun” which, admittedly had a lot more sexual content than we first anticipated!
Is an infectious plague that turns us into zombies any worse than what we can do to ourselves when left to our own devices?
If you are into dark and twisted tales of brainwashing from a young age, boy do we ever have the perfect book for you!
Matt gets yet another SPOOKY STORY to read! He learns that mowing down all the trees in the rainforest (for growing more BK Whoppers) is the least sinister thing going on!