Matt takes on a whole new sub genre of erotica with “Learning to Behave: My Puerto Rican Student”, a story proving that indecent student/teacher relationships are way more fun than Van Halen music videos makes them out to be.
Some say that brevity is the soul of wit, but does this apply to the macrocosm of erotica as well?
There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.
In this episode of Matt’s Smut Vault, Matt gives his thoughts on erotica marketed under the Great Value banner.
This v-card was for free, suckas!
Editor’s Note: The following books and images were deemed “too hot to handle” by the mainstream nerd community. With good reason as you’ll soon see,