“This motorcycle looks like something Tony Stark would build if he was trapped in a cave and was forced at gunpoint to build a time machine using nothing but used condoms and old Barnyard Commandos toys.”
Handing out Snickers to kids in the neighborhood is so…predictable. Check out our list and decide to hand out something so legendarily bad that trick-or-treaters will avoid your house for decades!!
Everybody loves presents, except for the people on your list!
Keep the streak alive with the handy 2017 guide!