When you have a three day weekend, most people would choose to get drunk for three days. I chose to do cruel science experiments on myself.Read More Weird Science: What 10 Hours Of “I Play Pokemon GO Everyday” Does To The Human Mind
Have you ever found an old M&M hiding in the couch cushions? This is kind of like that, except that I paid top dollar to do so.Read More OLD EATS: Sunkist Fruit Gems
Ryan Lochte takes the headlines, and inmate #360772 makes sense of it. He also discusses currency like a prison treasurer.Read More BADvice #4 Lochte-Tight!
Ever wanted to build your VERY OWN Mega Man helmet without having to shell out the cash to Capcom? You can make one just like I did, in between making bootleg Disney artwork and new “Calvin pissing” stickers.Read More Mega Man Helmet!
Now that I’ve conquered the written word, the recorded word, and the Single Colored Rubik’s Cube, I’ve decided to make terrible YouTube videos.Read More NEW VIDEO CHANNEL!!!
Kids in the 80’s are tough as balls because our films were pretty much animated versions of The Shining.Read More The Eight Scariest Animated Movies For 80’s Kids
Dead Or Alive Xtreme 3 has been deemed “too sexy” for America. But beyond all the laughable boob physics, there’s so much more.Read More It’s Hard To Defend Dead Or Alive Xtreme 3 Without Sounding Pervy