It’s true: I’ve finally decided to make some lifestyle changes since dropping dead at 42 looks so incredibly fucking stupid.
The entire team gets together to decide what sodas are considered heroes and which ones are considered zeros! (We like some weird stuff for sure!)
We have our winners in our steamy Mtn Dew story competition! Will caffeinated soda mix properly with erotica??
Matt goes crazy and decides to throw caution to the wind, mixing together a 52-flavored mauve concoction that is only missing one thing. Are you up to the task?
We finally found some MTN DEW MAUI BURST ! Does it belong in the Dew livery? Matt takes a few sips and gives us his thoughts!
Matt finally gets his hands on some Mtn Dew VooDew, and attempts to solve the mystery using nothing but his wits, his trusty Great Dane, and his shitty periwinkle 1978 GMC van.