Matt puts on his detective hat and reviews Mtn Dew VooDew 2! What mysteries lie in this soda that looks like nothing more than paper mache juice?

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Matt puts on his detective hat and reviews Mtn Dew VooDew 2! What mysteries lie in this soda that looks like nothing more than paper mache juice?
Matt finally gets his hands on some Mtn Dew VooDew, and attempts to solve the mystery using nothing but his wits, his trusty Great Dane, and his shitty periwinkle 1978 GMC van.