We found Nelson! He was whimpering in the far corner of the Vault, so we let him read “Proximity” to get him ready for a future of a smartphone you can’t ever turn off! Fun!
“Let’s build a city based on Facebook likes” said no sane person ever, despite the fact that it’s probably inevitable. In an unrelated note, be sure to smash that share button!
Nelson gets let out of the Vault for a review of “Gash of the Titans”, a sordid tale of a genuine Man-Eater. Oh, here she comes, watch out boys, she’ll chew you up….