We put the Sacred Lotus Love tea tumbler through it’s paces, and discover a process so simplified that even meatheads like us can brew delicious tea without hurting ourselves or accidentally setting anything on fire!

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We put the Sacred Lotus Love tea tumbler through it’s paces, and discover a process so simplified that even meatheads like us can brew delicious tea without hurting ourselves or accidentally setting anything on fire!
Matt the Civil War Chef takes on the inherent problems of having to brew coffee without any actual coffee beans (or access to a Mr. Coffee)!
Once you get bored of basic espresso, the next logical step is gonna be drizzling it over a cup of iced Mtn. Dew.
Our recipe is pretty tasty, but please sign the waiver before consuming.