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SODA BOSS: Our Favorite Sodas of All Time!

February 12, 2020 tehben

The entire team gets together to decide what sodas are considered heroes and which ones are considered zeros! (We like some weird stuff for sure!)

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Mixing MTN Dew: A Public Service

November 27, 2018 mjburroughs

“Follow your nose, it ALWAYS knows!” So screamed the cartoon toucan as I continued trying to recreate his cereal in syrup form.

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Homebrewed DEW.S.A. (and the Great Mountain Dew Conspiracy)

August 28, 2018 mjburroughs

Some folks believe that the JFK conspiracy was the biggest government cover-up ever attempted, but they obviously haven’t heard of the DewS.A. conspiracy.
It’s Flat-Earth-Tastic!

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Mountain Dew and the “Dew.S.A.” Problem

August 24, 2018 mjburroughs

Do you remember the summer of Purple Mountain Dew? It was almost as important as that Woodstock thing back in the 60’s.

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