Mixing MTN Dew: A Public Service

“Follow your nose, it ALWAYS knows!” So screamed the cartoon toucan as I continued trying to recreate his cereal in syrup form.

Homebrewed DEW.S.A. (and the Great Mountain Dew Conspiracy)

Some folks believe that the JFK conspiracy was the biggest government cover-up ever attempted, but they obviously haven’t heard of the DewS.A. conspiracy.
It’s Flat-Earth-Tastic!

Mountain Dew and the “Dew.S.A.” Problem

Do you remember the summer of Purple Mountain Dew? It was almost as important as that Woodstock thing back in the 60’s.