2018 is going out with a bang. Several bangs, actually. Matt has one more piece of holiday themed erotica to send us into a NYE frenzy…
Some say that brevity is the soul of wit, but does this apply to the macrocosm of erotica as well?
In this episode of Matt’s Smut Vault, Matt gives his thoughts on erotica marketed under the Great Value banner.
This v-card was for free, suckas!
If you live in Denver, Crystal Pepsi has returned for a limited time!
Grab some for you, but make sure you get there before me, because I utilize a scorched-earth policy with Crystal Pepsi.