Freshly minted tehben.com writer Jessica Nicole is here to review an underappreciated art film. Just kidding! It’s about fast food clowns who murder customers faster than the food will!!
Category: Movies
5 Movies That Should Have Been Directed by David Cronenberg
Jenn takes a moment to pitch the easiest and fastest way to reinvigorate modern-day cinema: letting a world famous director (known mostly for exploding plastic heads and body parts) reboot the classics!
Mark Grooms: A Racing Urban Legend
The tehben writer’s room explodes in a fury of investigative intent as we find out more and more about racing’s first openly and unabashedly gay driver and his *interesting* sponsor!
BLOOD FREAK | Shlock Footage Thanksgiving Special
Just in time for Thanksgiving, Jenn gets her hands on the greatest mutant turkey slasher movie ever made! In Blood Freak, turkey eats YOU!
THE LIE | Shlock Footage
TehBen’s film expert Jenn Coulter tackles a more -sigh- mainstream film as she can’t resist the bounty of new horror available on VOD. Does it hold up against our typical B Movie standards?
Lady Driver | A Dirt Racing Fan’s Film Review
Matt finally gets to see a dirt track racing movie that doesn’t star anyone named John Travolta! How does this movie stack up?
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