In this episode of Matt’s Smut Vault, Matt gives his thoughts on erotica marketed under the Great Value banner.
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Author: mjburroughs
Matthew Burroughs is a noted “art-scholar” hailing from Salisbury, Maryland. He enjoys video games and baseball, but motor racing is what he calls....his life.
Life Without a Fastball, Part III: Closing Time
In Life Without a Fastball: Part III, Zippy has to close out the ballgame with pitches softer and more wobbly than butterfly kisses. Can he slam the door?
Life Without a Fastball Part II: The First Game
In this segment of Life Without a Fastball, Zippy Dachemlow has his first actual baseball game, which is full of of bizarre caveats and mascot punching.
Zippy’s Pitch: Life without a Fastball
When creating a player in MLB: The Show, some people want a pitcher with arm strength, speed and skill.
In our game, we decided that was lame and we made the Slenderman Of Baseball.
Speedrunning: The Hugo_One Interview
You might have never considered speedrunning an open-world sandbox game, but some people have. And it’s really, really entertaining!
Matt’s Smut Vault Vol 1: Cheap Pulp, Old Porn
Editor’s Note: The following books and images were deemed “too hot to handle” by the mainstream nerd community. With good reason as you’ll soon see,
