We have our winners in our steamy Mtn Dew story competition! Will caffeinated soda mix properly with erotica??

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We have our winners in our steamy Mtn Dew story competition! Will caffeinated soda mix properly with erotica??
We finally found some MTN DEW MAUI BURST ! Does it belong in the Dew livery? Matt takes a few sips and gives us his thoughts!
As a sharp contrast to reviewing the newest deranged Dew flavor, Matt takes a few steps back and shares his thoughts about a classic Australian soda!
Matt finally gets his hands on some Mtn Dew VooDew, and attempts to solve the mystery using nothing but his wits, his trusty Great Dane, and his shitty periwinkle 1978 GMC van.
Since there hasn’t been a whole lot of new sodas on the horizon here in America (corn syrup tariffs, man), we instead go international and sample the most famous soft drink/medicine to come out of Scotland!
Matt forks out the cash and gives his honest review of the 80’s sensation, New Coke. It comes in a collector’s edition box and makes you want to buy Jams shorts and talk about Spuds Mackenzie.