Today’s Smut Vault entry is a Harlequin romance novel set in a town more depressing than Radiator Springs!
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Today’s Smut Vault entry is a Harlequin romance novel set in a town more depressing than Radiator Springs!
There’s a dom in the kitchen and it is definitely NOT Dom DeLuise! The cooking is almost as hot as the other things going on in this kitchen!
There’s something special about this moment as I’m being questioned and detained. It’s almost like there’s some chemistry here, officer”.
“The Grease Monkey guy says I need a new timing belt, so why is he undoing the belt holding his pants up?”
Today, Matt reads a hot little story about two cowpokes and one cowlady. It turns out that three’s never a crowd in the heartlands!
Matt’s newest review of a sexy audiobook stuffed to the stern with nautical naughtiness currently exceeds our limits of boat-themed sexual puns…