We have our winners in our steamy Mtn Dew story competition! Will caffeinated soda mix properly with erotica??

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We have our winners in our steamy Mtn Dew story competition! Will caffeinated soda mix properly with erotica??
Matt goes crazy and decides to throw caution to the wind, mixing together a 52-flavored mauve concoction that is only missing one thing. Are you up to the task?
How does 2018’s Merry Mash-Up stack up against 2017’s juggernaut Holiday Brew? Here’s our first impressions!