Here’s a list of all my current projects going on. Sorry I’m so slow (at everything).
I miss all the great times I’ve had in Vegas, and I keep all these trinkets to remind me of all the awesome mistakes I’ve made.
If you live in Denver, Crystal Pepsi has returned for a limited time!
Grab some for you, but make sure you get there before me, because I utilize a scorched-earth policy with Crystal Pepsi.
Why spend $250 on a brand new video game console when they won’t continue this great series? I promise that every game on this list is superior to No Man’s Sky.
Any time of the year is a time to pull off a good joke. Here’s a short story of a good one I pulled off this year. #MalaysianScreamingCockroaches.
Having trouble getting into the holiday spirit with all this summery weather and overall lack of cheer? My guide will get you in the mood faster than that time you stuffed Elf On The Shelf down your pants!