Matt’s newest review of a sexy audiobook stuffed to the stern with nautical naughtiness currently exceeds our limits of boat-themed sexual puns…
Author: mjburroughs
Matthew Burroughs is a noted “art-scholar” hailing from Salisbury, Maryland. He enjoys video games and baseball, but motor racing is what he calls....his life.
Minimalist Wallet | Product Review
Matt finally ditches his massive money clip and his Soopercard in one fell swoop, making way for a new kind of wallet!
The Panther’s Prisoner | Matt’s Smut Vault
Sometimes you just have to unplug and go out for a walk in the wilderness. Hope you like wearing cat ears!
Mtn Dew Merry Mash-Up 2.0 (and CONTEST) | Soda Blog
Matt goes crazy and decides to throw caution to the wind, mixing together a 52-flavored mauve concoction that is only missing one thing. Are you up to the task?
Lintelek Fitness Tracker | TehBen Reviews
Matt takes a break from soda blogging to review a health product! It’s not Kale Coke, it’s the Lintelek Fitness Tracker!
Alias Mr. Big | Matt’s Smut Vault
Mr. Big is back, and he’s got an entirely new payment plan set up for all your debts!
