TEHBEN.COM STICKERS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED!
These fantastic stickers are high-quality UV stickers, full color and ready to pimp your ride, your guitar case, or your cat (use not recommended). I have a first-run lot of around 60 left, so be sure to get your sticker before they run out!
I did not think this whole idea through very well, and I’m not exactly sure how I am going to disperse these bad boys. I have about ten bucks worth of postage and I suppose I could mail out ones as long as that holds up. I’m not selling these, that would be stupid because these stickers have two uses:
1. YOU ARE ADVERTISING FOR ME.
2. YOU ARE STATING TO THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE A SEXY, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT INDIVIDUAL.
So like I said, first come, first served. If you want me to deliver them, that can likely be arranged as I drive across town each and every freaking day. But don;t take my word for it, here’s a few testimonials of some people who’ve received a sticker or two.
“I got my sticker last Tuesday, and I have noticed that there is definitely an increase in my horsepower. I’d guess it to be around 5-7 hp. THANK YOU, TEH BEN!!!”
– Marie F, Longmont
“I put a TEHBEN.COM sticker on my ride, and ever since I did it, I have noticed that I’ve been almost irresistible to the opposite sex! They can’t seem to keep their hands off me OR MY JUNK! These stickers work better than AXE body sprays!”
-Marcus C, Edgewater
“What is this thing you send me? I wanted potatoes, not crazy sticker! But it does add very unique taste to potato soup”
-Nikolai Bzergning, Moscow
Yes, Your car can look as sexy as this. At night.
Here’s my email if you want to try to negotiate a mailing or a delivery. email@example.com
(Note: I swear I am working on new content. It’s been a beast of a busy couple weeks with arrests, being a counselor, sick children, pimping problems and of course working 12+ hour days. Bear with me, lots of great stuff just needs a little bit of polish. Much LOVE! -TEH BEN).