Russia is the famed birthplace of Tetris, Sputnik and Yakov Smirnoff. It might be colder there, but based on stories like “Two Months and Three Days”, things can still be very, very hot.
Matt punches his younger self in the arm really hard and enjoys some fiction with “Tiger, Tiger”, which is a magical journey filled to the brim with enchanting creatures!
Matt takes on a psychological thriller of an erotic tale! It’s completely messed up, disturbing, and….oh, so very hot!
Matt reads T A Malone’s “The Guitar Player” and is finds that there’s something crazy going on in this suburban Bone Zone: humanity!
Matt reviews “Neighbors,” an interesting coming-of-age tale that never could’ve happened to any of us. Mostly because no hot mom in the history of time has ever wanted to hook up with an underweight dork wearing a Rush t-shirt.
Matt decides to gently fall down the sweaty rabbit hole of erotica that’s based on swingers. Do not fear, there’s not a single mention of “You’re so money and you don’t even KNOW IT!” to be found within any context, however.