“Follow your nose, it ALWAYS knows!” So screamed the cartoon toucan as I continued trying to recreate his cereal in syrup form.
“This motorcycle looks like something Tony Stark would build if he was trapped in a cave and was forced at gunpoint to build a time machine using nothing but used condoms and old Barnyard Commandos toys.”
Guest writer Yennaedo Balloo digs into some NBA basketball to explain why hoops should be the ultra nerd’s sport of choice!
You can order anything online these days! Now your shopping list of “Food, Printer Ink, and Murder Mysteries” are just a single click away!
There’s a large helping of stuffing on the table, and even more stuffing going on upstairs, drowning out the Cowboys’ game.
How does 2018’s Merry Mash-Up stack up against 2017’s juggernaut Holiday Brew? Here’s our first impressions!